It’s that time of year!
Was Daryll ever surprised when he discovered that pranksters had connected a gasoline tank to the garden hose.
Now, to get a REALLY crispy char…
and his last words were, “Hey y’all, watch this!”
“I sell propane, and propane accessories.”
We call him the “Jackson Pollock of Grill Masters”.
The ifrit was pleased by the burnt offering, and granted Daryl his wish.
I think it was, “Hold my beer and watch this!” 
This one hit me hardest! 
Take it away, Elmer!
Thanks!
Go ahead, push my buttons. Make my day.
Back in the day there was only ONE phone company, and they had their own police force.
The Walking Payphone could have been successful, if only he didn’t have a—shall we say, awkwardly placed—coin slot.
Butt dial THIS!
Maybe dose udder fones’r smart, but I STRONG!
Nighttime criminals don’t tend to worry much about Telephone Man, as he only shows up between 9:00 and 4:30.
(Alternate caption)
I’m only the worst-smelling superhero because every time I try to get in the shower, I start to ring!
When there’s something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call?
Go @Spoons
Thanks, Elmer!
Let’s see what you folks can do with this:
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Polly wanna crack habit.
“Find the girl. Find Dorothy. Bring her to me.”