Ah, well… It’s late in the evening as I read this, so this one appealed to me.
Phone Book: The Musical
The symphony orchestra’s performance of Brahms’ “Lullaby” had some unintended consequences.
“When it comes to our city’s many zoning regulations, I have some thoughts.”
“You are all going into a trance. Take out your wallets and remove your jewelry and watches and place them on the floor.”
“Welcome to the Tonight Show. Because of the writer’s strike we can’t do any new jokes, so I’d like to repeat the monologue from one of Jay Leno’s shows.”
One of Biden’s better speeches.
All good, but I’m arbitrarily picking the one that (to me) sounds like a real public lecture:
Go for it, K_O.
Here ya go.
Some fans of a certain Rule 34 niche ran across a happy surprise on their nature hike.
Awww, the tortoise is finally coming out of its shell.
Tommy the Turtle enjoys sticking his neck out for strangers.
Mommy what are those tortoises doing?
They’re playing leapfrog, dear.
“And that’s just how Yertle the Turtle began his climb to power…”
It’s good that tortoises have a long lifespan, because they are really bad at CPR.
Slow and steady wins the race. Your go, Kent!
In honor of Ted Lasso
Fantastic, now all we need is the ice rink!
Everybody is kung football fighting…
The T-1000 Terminators are a hard team to beat.