A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Okay, @iamtractorboy The rink is yours.

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Sticking with the ice theme.

Sorry everyone, I still can’t work out how to get the photo on here despite being told how to do it!

Here we go:

Headache gone yet?

“Tell Mr. Scott that the transporter needs to be recalibrated.”

To make their point that climate change is a hoax, rather than stick their heads in the sand, some deniers stick their heads in snowbanks.

There was a hole in the dike…

There’s a place in Gdansk where the women wear no pants
There’s a hole in the ice where the men can watch them—
Nice!

Dude! You’ve never seen a Yeti glory hole?

Thanks Spoons. One day I might be able to master this new fangled internet thing.

A great selection of captions but I am going to go with Oly this time!

I’m chilled and thrilled!

[Yosemite Sam voice]: “Move I say! Move! Dagnabbit when I see Move I say- STOP! Stop moving!”

He later sued the lake for not having a “WARNING: Rock formations are not steady and are subject to collapse from idiots stomping” sign.

“I don’t understand. It never broke when that coyote stomped on it. Oh, wait; it did.”

Q: How do you greet a Jewish cowboy?
A: Yo! Semite Sam!

All yours, Lumpster!

Both in the news and should inspire captions:

What the hell did you put in my drink?

♫ ♪ When the smog hits your eyes and’a you start to cry, that’s abhorrent… ♫ ♪

New York used to just smell like urine.