When he got out of the woods, Rip Van Winkle noticed that everything had changed.
Why would anyone steal an engine?
One Million dollars is a bit steep for the car, does it come with the guy?
Jake, I don’t care how handsome you are you’ll never get a date with a car like that.
“Nothing happens. Nobody comes, nobody goes. It’s awful.”
- Estragon, still waiting for Godot.
It was a tossup between running coach’s “The mystery of Lighting McQueen’s disappearance is finally solved” and Elmer J. Fudd’s “Still waiting for AAA.” In the end, though, I’ll have to give it to Elmer J. Fudd, since while both captions made me laugh, his caption made me laugh louder.
Well done, and it’s your turn to take it away, Elmer!
Thanks!
“Mommy, shouldn’t baked beans go on toast, not plain white bread?”
Mmmmm, entrails!
As the sandwich neared completion, Little Debbie’s head started rotating in anticipation.
Sister Of Chucky coming soon to theaters near you.
Demon Spawn Jam, the favorite of little ghouls everywhere.
Forget the sandwich. I want to eat Mommy’s fingers.
Monkey brains spread brings out the best in your kid.
This was the hardest part – staying calm so that she could spread half-clotted blood just the way Susie liked it, knowing that if Susie got too impatient, her little white teeth would soon be ripping Mother’s throat out.
The 1950s were the heyday for employment of severed hands as household servants and caretakers.
Cellophane Enriched Bread was a big flop.
Behold the handiwork of the devil spawn of Bride of Frankenstein and Mr. Cellophane.
Gretel’s grin was not the widest in the little gingerbread house.
Little Debby didn’t know there was arsenic in the jelly.
Little Debby didn’t know there was arsenic in the jelly…
or did she?