Little Debby never stopped to wonder why Mom had two thumbs.
Little Debbie knew that this sandwich would kick Chuck Noris’ ass.
Now at a theater near you - See the even more frightening sequel to Children of the Corn: Children of the Enriched Wheat!
“Mmm … I love eating ladyfingers!”
“Mommy, according to McCall’s, your nail polish should match the jam.”
“Mommy, Marcia, Jan, and the boys and I were wondering… what ever happened to Tiger???”
Like the great child model she was, Sally perfectly followed the photographer’s instructions about looking with anticipation at what would become her lunch, but forgot to fully hide her rum-and-Coke behind the loaf of bread.
This one made me laugh the loudest:
You’re up, QM!
Thanks, Elmer! I’m gettin’ on it right now…
Ohweeoh, oink, oink.
Now, I’m banking on all you guys to bring home the bacon!
“…And the piggies bowed and prayed to the iron god they made…”
“We may be just a nickel and dime operation right now but someday…”
The Tenderloins of Steel workout video is really taking off!
The pigs gladly accepted the gift into their city. Unfortunately for the wolf hiding inside it, his assistants had been overzealous in their riveting…
You swine! Bow to your new god - Mechapigzilla!
The reenactment of Bacon’s Rebellion was a smash.
The Swine Lake Ballet Troupe interprets Hollywood’s 100 Greatest Crowd Scenes.
Spider-Ham’s accociate Iron Pig.