I hate to ask, but how do we get our money out of it?
and then, children, I ate the Big Bad Wolf.
The chemical symbol for lead is “Pb”, Dave, not “Pg”!
“I’m the Federal Reserve System. Which of you said I was insolvent?”
“Come with me if you want to live.”
Led Zeppelin’s rip-off of Pink Floyd’s inflatable pigs went over like a lead balloon.
And, nobody, get this, nobody had better wee-wee-wee all the way home!
Odysseus had his wooden horse; Jimmy Dean decided to modernize.
Everyone was mesmerized by Old Major’s iron logic.
Wow, great stuff! Very fond of Prof. Pepperwinkle’s “wee-wee-wee” joke, and Ponderoid’s “bowed and prayed.” But I decided to pick the winner from the few that managed to work in the fact (if that’s the right word) that the piggies are banks. The winner is furryman’s “I hate to ask, but how do we get our money out of it?”
Thanks.
Something went seriously wrong with Muffy’s spay.
If you live in a Tiny House, you need a Compact Persian.
When a mommy Persian and a daddy Tribble love each other very much and Dr. Bones is in the mood for a little experimentation…
Not every child has the patience for a Build-A-Cat kit.
“You didn’t say you wanted a cat with a nose. That’ll be extra.”
“Here’s Fifi, minus a few parts Maybe next time you’ll pay the ransom quicker.”
“We’ve repaired your Meoomba dust mop now so that if you leave the closet door closed again, she’ll meow until you let her back in or out.”
A hairball so big it coughed up itself.
Big fat, hairy, deal.