The service around here is a little slow, don’t you think?
Have you ever had guests who never leave?
Why you should always put on sunscreen.
You can never be too thin or too rich.
I tell ya, no one pours a drier martini.
Got mop?
I hear the hole in the ozone layer is closing up.
Several good one’s but I got to go with the professor on this…
You’re up next Prof.
Thanks!
Next…
Kitty is watching you masturbate.
Please, folks. Remember to close the door to your meth lab if you have pets.
I’m going to the Vet’s for WHAT?!?!?
“Mr. DeMille? I’m ready for my close-up.”
“Okay, who swapped out the cat’s water for Red Bull?”
They are all funny as usual. My pick, though, is:
Thanks Prof. Here’s more animals.
Although Gargantua famously recommended using the necks of geese, it turns out that pelicans are just as good.
These pelicans stick their necks out for no one.
Hogwarts may have owls, but here at Scotland’s Awfulfoal we use the wizard’s preferred bird!
Meet The Team who puts the babies with the storks!