We was so poor, the ‘ole village ‘ad to use pelicans fer bagpipes.
Elmer wins this one.
Lumpy, you’re going to have to explain yours to me. Is it from Gargantua and Pantagruel?
Thanks!
I got 'im! Set the table, Ma, we got dinner!
Welcome to Neverwhere!
Shortly after Al Capone hired Cletus The Appalachian to go kill a “neighborhood rat”, it became apparent he did not quite capiche.
Yes, and it’s a reference to the notorious passage in the novel when Gargantua opines that the best thing in the entire world one can wipe one’s bottom with is the necks of geese.
The citizens of Hamlin, after their unfortunate experience with the Pied Piper, elected to take matters into their own hands.
The winner,
Put on your thinking caps!
Olga could get ready for a date in a fraction of the time it took her before the operation.
The first time Penn and Teller asked for a volunteer from the audience, things went horribly wrong.
Once we pump 18000 volts through her, her head will pop right back up.
MAGA researchers introduce the “perfect wife,” claim it will “turn the gays straight.”
“That’s not where her missing head is.”
To the guy on her left: Hey, my eyes are in the other room.”
Margaret’s mother always said she’d lose her head if it wasn’t screwed on tight.
Few people knew of the diabolical collaboration between Rachel Maddow and John Waters,
Bzzzzt! It’s yours @Prof.Pepperwinkle
Merci beaucoup!
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