“What are you wearing?”
Shakespeare Transcribing Company. Please hold.
I can assure you, sir, I am not a foreigner. My name is Roger.
I have important news about your vehicle’s warranty.
I’ll only do the job if you pay me 20 peanuts a day.
I’m on a trunk call with an elephant.
“Ok. I’ll level with you. A time shares in Gombe, Tanzania isn’t the “best” investment…but if I don’t make a sale today, Jane Goodall is going to have my legs broke!”
So many good ones, but since there can be only one:
It’s all your Prof.
Thank you very much.
Now, let’s see…
Nacho Logan
After test audiences couldn’t understand how Jack Torrance grew blades from his hands, Kubrick reshot the “Here’s Johnny!” scene with an axe instead.
School of Rock II - Dewey teaches how to shred.
“When we said Black Wolverine, we meant somebody more like Michael B. Jordan.”
I laughed. Oh, how I laughed.
Thanks, Prof. Try this one.
Here in Beautiful Downtown Burbank, we also teach perpendicular parking.
It’s amazing what these smart cars can do these days.
“Umm … can somebody change that chyron to ‘Broken News’?”
@Spoons gets bonus points for proper use of the term “chyron,” formerly a trade name that has become generic. Drive safely!
Thanks! In keeping with the car theme, see what you can do with this:
