“Yeah, I’m blonde. So what??!”
It’s a bridge vehicle. We’re still working out the details.
Posts to the Ex-Wives Facebook group can get really competitive.
“I couldn’t get the damn bottle to break, so we tried this…”
“John’ll be right back. He had to swim for the keys.”
“It’s in the divorce agreement. Nothing about where I had to park it.”
This is NOT how a roll on, roll off ferry is supposed to work.
And @Knowed_Out has to take it for this one:
Made me laugh out loud. K_O, you’re up!
Who you gonna call?
“Thank you for calling 9-1-1. Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line for the next available representative.”
No, that was one large pizza with pepperoni and extra cheese, and a small pizza with the works. If you don’t get it here in 45 minutes it’s free, right?
You win. Now you get the dubious task of finding a picture that won’t kill the thread.
I’ll try my best!
“I really don’t know, dear. Do you suppose that it’s a botched attempt at dinner, or little Joey’s project for the school science fair?”
That’s not how you make lava cake.
TONIGHT ON HARD SLOPPY! We reveal the childhood photos HE didn’t want you to see! Be the first to witness celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay’s first attempt to make Beef Wellington! (or maybe John Dory) ”My gran could do better than that! And she’s DEAD!!” Indeed!
The Allstate Mayhem Guy as a Youth
All these are great, and Young Gordon Ramsay takes the cake (so to speak).
Take it away, @Oly!
Thanks from Hell’s Thread.
It was a sad day when Jackass gained a following in the Hundred Acre Wood.