A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Although Pooh-bowling never caught on, it was impressive whenever someone could pick up the Kanga-Roo split.

That’s how they do Rochambeaux in Hundred Acre Wood.

Turns out Hoo Flung Poo is a real thing.

In the live action version, the part of Piglet will be played by Sally Field.

Winner

Here’s some bedtime nightmare fuel…

:notes:“Let Ultra-Brite give your mouth—Pop! Zing! Whee!”

“Sex appeal!” :notes:

“Um, maybe we should rethink this approach …”

[Just because I’m curious, how many others remember those Ultra-Brite toothpaste ads?]

Why would a tube of paint have an expiration date… uh-oh.

New! Vicks Morto-Rub.

The long lost remains of Toulouse-Lautrec have been discovered.

The depths to which anti-abortion activists will try to prove that aborted fetuses are secretly recycled knows no limits.

And with that, Liquitex changed the name of their pigment from “Bone” to “Off White”

No actual fetuses were harmed in the making of this exfoliating cream.

This one grew bones so it’s no longer a fetus.

The winner…

It’s still summer out there.

Captain Athens takes a week at the beach.

Sorry, the universe don’t fist bump dweebs.

Al Gore hits the beach, searching for man-bear-pig. Whooooosh!

But it worked for Wes Anderson!

@Oly captures what we were all thinking.

A fist-bump for you, amigo!