That calls for a drink. Or?
“Here ya go kid. First cup’s free.”
Global Warming: How To Profit
“Hey…”
“Shhh! Don’t say his name! Or he’ll crash through that wall over there.”
“Hey, Culligan boy!”
Dixie Cups tried running a franchise model but it never was profitable.
For resurrecting my memories of Dixie Cups and the corny jokes that resided there upon, this one’s the wiener. 
I was revisiting an old thread and rather than revive a zombie this is the best place to bring it up:
Oh my god! They killed Pterry!
You bastards!
The Deadly Dactyl Dastards and their Dogs
Batman’s early ideas for a costume required a much larger support staff.
“We ain’t stuffed the alien that was ridin’ in it yet.”
My bad, I’ve been sick and I haven’t kept up with my internet forums. Better late than never to:
Caption this Travis Chapman painting.
“I don’t care if I am his father. I never liked the little putz!”
“Who wants dark meat?”
“This is what you get for creating my mask, which, as you designed, has lopsided eyes!”
Obi-God stays Darth Abraham’s hand e’er he can slay Izzy Lightwalker
“High five, Vader!”
Joseph Campbell’s wet dream.