“They said it was an all-terrain vehicle!!!”
I think Bob’s Christmas tree is trying to compensate for something.
Lots of great answers to choose from!
My personal preference:
Thanks Prof!
So many possibilities came up when I image searched Worst Present. I’ll go with this one:
“Yeah, we don’t serve Baby Ruths in this candy dish any more.”
BM & Ms?
I hope there’s no brown ones in there.
Four anyone who has ever wondered where the Easter bunny poops.
The inevitable potty humor was a given, but I liked this one the best:
Thanks Lumpy!
It’s time for football. And amazing camera angles.
Jones never had a chance to be one of the legendary Four Horsemen of Notre Dame, but he earned a reputation as the “Headless Horseman.”
“‘Spot the ball’ competitions have become a little stale, so we decided to change it up a little.” (This may only work for UK Dopers!)
Looks like Ichabod Crane missed the tackle.
Removal of the helmet! 15 yards!
Coach: “Ummm … Bruiser? When I said, ‘Get in there and rip his head off,’ I didn’t mean literally …”
It’s hard to top this caption! You’re next, @Kent_Clark!
You no longer have to take the blame for everything, 'cause here comes… Fall Guy!
“Lookin’ good, kid. Now take this tray of pumpkin spice latte samples out to the sidewalk and start passing’ 'em out.”
Joey was told he could up his macho factor by wearing cammo.