It was all fun and games until the kid wearing the rake costume showed up.
“Sure, he looks good now, but one strong wind, and that kid’ll totally blow away.”
If he lies down, will kids try to jump into him?
It was his Halloween costume as Leaf Ericson the Viking.
When the bully boys told him to ‘make like a tree and leave!’, little Tommy took it rather literally.
How to make jaundice victims look more appealing
They were all good, but after careful consideration, @Elmer_J.Fudd sneaks in by a whisker.
Take it away!
Here we go…
Straight from Eleanor Rigby’s pantry.
Given the outcry over the “bonsai kitten” hoax, it’s just as well this wasn’t widely known.
Instant baby. Just add milk.
From Madame P.:
Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It’s a little secret, just the Robinson’s affair
Most of all, you’ve got to hide it from the kids
Granny got pickled last night.
Cabbage Patch Doll Limbo
I’ll be offline most of the day so I’m calling this one early,
You’re up, @knoodler
Thanks E!
Now, THAT’s a Fire Sale!
Text from wife: DON’T FORGET THE TAMPONS!!!
This thread appears stalled. Let’s get it rolling.
You’re up, @Prof.Pepperwinkle.
Right. Here we go: