Beijing P.S #3 discovered that the kindergarteners were a bit too young for the quadratic formula lesson.
In the East they don’t practice “duck and cover”, they practice “protect your nads”.
Active Shooter Drill #16: playing possum
The school budget got cut so bad, they couldn’t afford sleeping mats.
If that’s naptime at this school, I shudder to think about what happens at juice and cookies time.
Well done, class! You all get an “A”. And the gold star goes to…
Continuing with school-inspired themes:
And I’ll miss you most of all, my darling, when autumn leaves start to fall.
Umbrdige! I’ve got Miss Umbridge!
“Help! Billy’s farting again!”
“Jazz hands! JAZZ HANDS!!!”
Proud parent Edward Munch sends his kid off to school.
“It’s a cookbook! Home Ec. 101 is a cookbook!!!”
Hey, it’s the “Have you seen me” girl!
Paging @Lumpy!
Sorry, I thought I’d done this already! Anyway I’ll give the nod to:
Thanks! Let’s see what you can all do with this:
Always take care when applying superglue with bare hands.
“Really, Agnes? A dirty spoon? You had one job…”
“You missed these squares, darling. They’re completely white.”