“Do you need help adjusting your face, dear?”
Yeah, I slept with your husband. He’s not much of a lay, is he?
This one is going to take this round:
Well done, @Elmer_J.Fudd !
Thanks!
Dumbo was always leery of flying after his ears shrank.
“I’m in seats 12 A, B, and C; 13 A, B, and C; 14 A, B, and C …”
The passenger who had to sit in the adjacent seat was very unhappy with the airline.
Man, Captain Sully has really let himself go.
“Got any extra trunks?”
“You got peanuts, right?”
“I’m sorry, your trunk won’t fit in the overhead. You’ll have to check it.”
Not in play Should airlines be required to offer obese passengers another seat or two at no extra charge?
Get me to the RNC, pronto!
You’re up @Kent_Clark
If one elephant is cute, how about two?
Mildred, French kissing sounds like a lot of fun, but really – I think it’s not for us.
But it was so cute when Lady and the Tramp ate their spaghetti this way!
One elephant is fine. But two is simply irrelephant.
Despite getting more votes than any other entry, the Name The Elephant contest at the zoo rejected “Deep Throat”.
Stroke my uvula baby.
That may be the most atrocious pun I’ve ever read. Okay @Prof.Pepperwinkle, you get the prize for pure chutzpah.