A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

The invitation said ‘Bring Your Own Bonfire.’

“Hey guys, you’ll never believe it but I forgot the pitchforks again!”

The remake of Ernest Goes to Camp.

Firefighter Robertson was tasked with exterminating a marijuana field.

Burning Bro.

His last words were “Hey y’all, watch this!”

Definitely captures the spirit of the photo.
@boson the torch is passed.

Agreed!

Thanks (cough cough) for that. Meanwhile: (can’t upload image, forgive me)
https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/107jygl/how_the_turntables_a_zebra_bites_back_at_a/

Maybe somebody can help. I get a message from Reddit: “Mature content; you must log in.” I have no Reddit account; therefore I cannot log in to see the picture.

Maybe somebody who can see it can post it?

Video

Looks like a still from this video. Discourse won’t let me embed media item in post.

Okay, after a few failed attempts:

Oooooooh. A little lower…

I REVERSE THE CLICHE!

(Yes Discourse, it’s supposed to read like that)

Geez, guys, get a room!

Zebra: Hey, this is our watering hole - beat it!
Croc: Bite me!
Z: Fine…

“Ow! Zeebah Neighbor tougher than me thought! Me think me just have salad after all.”

Love the Pearl Before Swine reference. Go ahead kaylasdad!!

How did this happen?

A Budding Baby Boy