A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

“Honey, I like the baby’s Easter lily display after you fed him the lily seeds, but please be careful what you feed him for Halloween!”

State’s Evidence exhibit #10 in a child abuse trial.

Anne Geddes must be stopped!

We have a winner! Go ahead, Mr. Fudd.

Thanks!

A man who is his own physician has a fool for a patient.

Well,… that can’t be good.

I don’t think it’s your heart, Fred.

Why, yes, I am from Panama. Why do you ask?

The winner…

Thanks, Elmer. I hope this isn’t one I’ve used before.

Mind the Quack!

Door Dash’s emphasis on fast delivery led to problems with poorly prepared orders.

Considering this was Winnie’s first go at having a support human, she seems to have a good grip on it.

Wanna buy a duck?

That explains his Anatidaephobia.

Cindy Lu Bedevere, the 21st Century Witch Finder.

Don’t call it a duck! It’s a non-binary waterfowl!

never mind.

That’s my fave. Go for it, boson!