A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Thanks…but PASS, damn it. I can’t figure it out.

OK. Let’s hear it for Latin genus names:

Clearly Knowed_Out should have the technical chops for this assignment (I hope…)

Well, maybe not technical…

Muppet misogyny is real.

The movie “Knock at the Cabin” was initially envisioned to be performed by muppets; they even created a few trial scenes before deciding to hire Dave Bautista because he looked like a muppet.

The actress in the red blouse is guilty of appropriating Muppet culture; otherwise known as “feltface”.

Louise was the last contestant left in the Living Statues competition.

“Feltface” needs to become a meme somehow. You win Elmer!

Here we go…

The Child Empress was about to learn a valuable lesson about which advisors she could trust.

The day the Littlest Clown learned how to hold his guitar was the day he won her heart.

Insane Clown Posse - The Kindergarten years

When Jack White met Meg.

Eurovision entries get stranger every year

“A jester! You were supposed to be dressed as a jester, with a lute!

Here’s the winner…

It’s that time of year again

Once again, neighbors complained that old man Simmon’s twelve-foot deep pit filled with leaves was an “attractive nuisance”.

Go for it, @Lumpy