Proof that candy corn is good for teeth.
My name is Earl Scheib and I can whiten those teeth for $999!
Would you buy a used car from this man?
I’ll give it eight more hours for late entries.
My least favorite Spice Girl…
The pumpkin was identified through dental records
If you think he’s just faking being that happy, you don’t know Jack!
It’s the Osmond Family Pumpkin!
Okay, a lot of good replies but I spun the wheel and it landed on:
Take it away @needscoffee !
Hope this one’s new…
“If you can’t clear this wreck in four hours, we’ll have to call in a professional.”
Viagra: holding up more than just traffic since 1997.
E-wreck-tile dysfunction.
Must have dropped some Viagra in the gas tank.
Somebody pulled a boner.
Social awkwardness from inappropriate stiffening occurs in traffic too.
Looks like another mystery for Father Brown.
“Not really that strange. I did the same thing in recovering wandering garden gnomes.”