Adopting orphans from Tatooine seems like a noble endeavor until you have to clean up all the Bantha shit in the backyard.
“Charles, while I’m pleased that we had triplets, I have to ask: just how much of that poison gas did you inhale during the Great War?”
“Yes George, everyone’s impressed you caught a one-stone catfish.”
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(On old standby): “Not tonight dear, I have a haddock.”
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You knew it was inadvisable to swim in shark-infested waters during your monthly, but beware: your eggs could be fertilized by a lovelorn trout as well.
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It was wartime, George. Like yourself, I’m sure, I found comfort where it was offered, but unlike you I choose not to judge.
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“And this medal is for a highly classified experiment I volunteered for.”
Why, yes, we do live near a black lagoon. Why do you ask?
The children who were born that day to the women of the village of Midwich after the unusual incident were described as having “astonishing eyes” and other features.
(Ninja’d by @Spoons )
We have a winner!
All were great replies.
Thanks, knoodler. Wish I had one as good to submit, but this’ll do.
The “Pac-Man Tree” is aptly named.
How limons are made.
A predatory lemon is still a lemon.
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First they came for the limes
And I did not speak out
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Genetically altered crops have adapted to mimic their creator’s business practices as well
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Shut up and go back and read your NDA.
Gyre and gimble all you want, Slithy. You’re up.
The great Vivian Maier deserves her place here
“Look Trixie! They’ve knocked down the Peekaboo Room and built a FroYo shop! What the Hell is this town coming to?”
“Don’t worry, dear. we’ll find a use for that wedding dress. I’m sure there are plenty of willing gentlemen at the docks that are waiting to be naturalized.”
@Knowed_Out looking forward to the photo you put up.
My caption: “Well, at least now we’ll be prepared the next time a man in a raincoat approaches us when the weather is clear like today.”
BTW, that wasn’t my first choice for a Vivian Maier photo; just the only one that would load. Since she was active at the same time I and a few other Dopers were living in Chicago, there’s a good chance we are in among her tens of thousands of photos.
Where’s the beef?
“Everyone thinks my daughter and I are sisters”.