Thanks, your Slithiness.
“You’re next.”
“She died after eating several dozen golf balls. That’s got to be worth at least a KFC 8-piece to you guys. So what do you say?”
“Charlie, you wanna move a few feet to your left? You’re blocking my rays.”
I say you win.
Maybe I can help. Is this the photo you were trying to post?
NBC executives start each meeting with the four rapid hand claps from the Friends theme song.
The Patty Cake Baking Company had an unusual ritual that began each day’s work.
Invisible hamsters make adorable pets
Thus the LODI (Lack of Diversity Initiative) gets its coronation.
And then one morning the entire workgroup came down with the clap at the same time.
You’re In Good Hands With Allwhite.
And that’s when the boss decided to replace his board of yes men with trained seals.
The proposal for Clothing Optional Secretaries was given a warm reception.
"Mr. Trump, that was the most beautiful genius thing anybody’s ever said!!! "
“Members of the Board, I’d like to introduce you to our newest member, Mr. Token.”
“Of course we’ve got diversity! Just look! These gals do more than just get our coffees.”
Network executives were enthusiastic about the idea for a show featuring “identical cousins.”
If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands…
-“BB”-