“Grandma loved to pull out a ball of yarn just to see this reaction from these suck-ups who thought they were actually in her will.”
All pretty sharp, but win goes to @iamatractorboy for thinking outside the box!
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Thanks! Speaking of boxes…
(Sorry, I can never work out how to do this. If someone can do the honours!)
Here you go:
Thanks Spoons
Rare simultaneous knockout in amateur boxing.
-“BB”-
No problem; glad to help.
In play:
Boxing Day is an important holiday in the Commonwealth Realms, but it can be an exhausting one.
They technically drowned because the boxes were watermarked.
Let’s face it. Amazon drone deliveries is an idea whose time has not yet come. At least not for home gym equipment
(In Sir Richard Attenborough’s voice) “Having stunned their prey, the boxes begin to feast.”
The CIA quickly discovered that “cardboarding” was an ineffective method of enhanced interrogation.
This time, the first is the best…
Your turn Bill!
Thank you.
In play …
-“BB”-
“This Dvorak keyboard, while not being an exact duplicate of the original, will finally put the Querty keyboard to rest.”
Now that’s my type of woman.
Ctrl + Alt + Nipple
While water boarding and cardboarding had little utility in interrogations, “keyboarding” was a wild success.
Hey babe! Wanna see my typing skills?
Though initial hopes were high that the costume would be effective in luring the hikikomori out of their self-imposed isolation, the young men only used her breasts to search for breast porn, and then ignored her.
“Press any key to continue”
You have to hir control-alt-number lock to get it off. Only slightly less complicated than a normal bra for the average man.