Whoops! Sorry about the delay. Take it away Prof.
Wahoo!
Let’s see now…
The first animal trials for an experimental Babblefish didn’t go smoothly.
A fish in the ear is worth two in the icy depths.
The Bear Whisperer
-“BB”-
"No, Khan! Captain Kirk was only doing his duty! AAAAAAAAAA!
Papa Berenstain tries the iTrout headset.
When the salmon make their way back home to spawn, you DON’T want to get in their way.
“Ouch motherfucker! I thought ‘sockeye’ was from some Indian word!”
Lacking cattle, native Alaskans created their own surf and turf dinners.
Doctor: “We examined the salmon after it exited your other ear, Mr. bear. It was a female…and females…LAY EGGS!”
Lotsa good stuff there. And the winner is…
Thanks! Let me know if this is a repeat:
”Why are you looking at me?”
Aflack!
When they call me nutsy, that sure gives me a pain. Please pass the ketchup, I think it’s going to rain.
Paleontologists of the future will speculate about the small but fierce hunter that preyed on humans.
“Wasn’t me! You can’t prove it!”
Now’s a good time to duck out.
Back at you, @Prof.Pepperwinkle!