Really? Great!
Now, let’s see…
“You told me raising the kids was more important than using my degree, so you’re going to eat this whole goddamn thing here and now, or else I’m going to make Harriet Craig look like June Cleaver.”
The Lilliputians really outdid themselves this Thanksgiving!
“Okay, which table wanted a drumstick?”
Tonight on ABC: A Very Special Flintstones Thanksgiving
“Wow! A 57 pound turkey? Hey, Junior, that’s the same as you weigh…Junior? Has anybody seen Junior?”
“Well, we had to have it forklifted into the house. Fortunately, the mashed potatoes arrived in a cement mixer, and could just be delivered through the window.”
“Dinner? Oh no, this is my mother-in-law’s hat.”
When Seasame Street was cancelled, nothing went to waste.
Great,.great stuff!
In second was
and our winner
Happy Thanksgiving All! (Or, if you’re not from the U.S., happy random harvest festival with pie!)
Thanks, Prof! Even though I’m not in the US, let’s continue with the happy random harvest festival … er, Thanksgiving theme:
“15 minutes per pound was for a conventional oven?”
The “Eraserhead” theme dinner was a qualified success.
“I used a new rub called Meth.”
“I read about a roast-in-bag turkey and had to give it a try! Want some?”
The USDA’s recommendations for safely cooking poultry get stricter every year.
or
After deep-frying and beer can cooking, this years turkey fad is Welding Torch Turkey.
Gravy conceals a great many transgressions.
Gerald likes his turkey extra crispy.
Never substitute 10W40 for peanut oil in the deep fryer.
-“BB”-
Without Walt’s help, Jessie’s cooking got progressively worse.