And @Bicycle_Bill is going to take this one, for the sheer absurdity of this caption:
Your turn, Bill.
It’ll be Santa, reindeer, elves, and Christmas music 24/7 soon enough, so let’s stay with Thanksgiving at least one more time …
-“BB”-
“Every other Thursday, we get pot roast or meat loaf or a shepherd’s pie. Then on one Thursday a year, we get this. Why can’t things just be normal? Nyah, nyah, you stupid bird, bleah!”
A young Florence Pugh wonders if this turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife, or if it committed ättestupa.
Taken one second before her tongue snatched a fly from the top of the turkey
This is NOT a lollipop!
“I’m going to eat you with fava beans and a nice chianti. S-s-s-slurp!”
“Get in my belly!”
Little Sally would practice her Charles Laughton-as-Captain Bligh impression as the oddest times. To be fair, that’s probably how she got so good at it.
“Mommy, I think I made it shiny enough! Can I go play outside now?”
Meant to choose a winner yesterday, but between the football games and the tryptophan, well…
I couldn’t decide whether to go with funny, logical, or gross – but gross won.
“Mommy, I think I made it shiny enough! Can I go play outside now?”
The ball is in your court, @needscoffee
-“BB”-
Thanks!
Airbnb said it was right on the beach. It didn’t say what the beach was used for, though.
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound,
He pulls the high-rise apartment building down
Oh, no, there goes Tokio.
Go,go Catzilla!
“Attention citizens! Remain calm. The army is on the way with spray bottles and cucumbers…”
“Attach the yarn to the choppers …”
House Cat.
-“BB”-
“Oh, Fluffy is nothing special. Just a house cat.”
I happen to find the top of a multilevel apartment building restful. Now scratch my head.
At first the giant cat was thought of as a mere curiosity. Authorities became alarmed when it started using high-rise apartments as scratching posts.