A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Cat on a Hot Tin Highrise

You’re up, @Slithy_Tove!

Aaron is a super-achiever. His nickname in school is “Swirly Head.”

…and this is my badge for “Most Badges.”

… and this is my “Virgin for Life” badge.

-“BB”-

2023: “Look at how worthy I am!”
2043: “Look how much more these are worth on eBay!”

The generalissimo as a teenager.

I’ve been to Catan!

@knoodler FTW. Make with the pixels champ

Let’s try this:

Ye decides that what’s been missing in his life all this time is ancient Carthagenian religion

“This is how you do a virgin sacrifice, fools.”

Where’s the volcano? I know there’s a volcano around here someplace.

Well, my Christmas shopping’s done.

Sorry — thought I was in a different thread and posted a positively brilliant response, but then realized I was in the wrong category, so…

-“BB”-

“No daughter of MINE is gonna be out in public wearing Crocs!”

A winner!

You’re up, @Knowed_Out

Continuing the weird pics of celebrities theme…

Always check just how sharp someone’s teeth are before saying “Bite Me!”.