Big Ass Love
Lower…lower…bit lower… lowerrrrr…TOO LOW!!
This butt is almost as firm as the NDA we had to sign to get this gig
Prosecution Exhibit ‘A’ in the case of ‘Barrowman v Danielle, Rebecca, et al’, claiming unwanted physical contact.
(and in case you’re wondering where I got those names – thehappyfolk: This is from our photo op with... - Museum of Chaos )
-“BB”-
Who knew that a simple want ad for a product tester would lead to working for a textile factory owned by four women? Watch “Bob’s Butt,” Thursdays at nine, on UBS.
I had no idea where the picture came from. I actually thought it was Elon Musk. BB wins for doing proper research.
Actually, I found it when I did a Google search of the photograph because @Knowed_Out said ‘celebrities’, and I didn’t have the foggiest idea whointhehell that guy in the picture was.
Let’s turn to the world of nature…
-“BB”-
“Careful. There’s a cat over there.”
The Karenbird points out the designated finch roosting tree
Onward, men! The Tastytreat of Destiny awaits!
I’m tired of your left-wing politics!
That damn bird’s nest is a public eyesore! Scraps of God knows what… I mean – just go over there and look at it! Shouldn’t be allowed! Shouldn’t be allowed!
Out! Now! Both of you!
“And just why were you bringing a worm to that hussy Robin’s nest?”
They went that-a-way!
I caught you with that Robin, so you can just go bob-bob-bobin’ along!
Hey, the King is trying to guess the airspeed of an unladen swallow!
Gotta admit that when I first saw that this it looked to me like the one bird was getting chewed out (beaked out?),
so @Knowed_Out takes it with
…although Slithy_Tove was a very close second with the ‘Karenbird’ reference.
-“BB”-
Let’s do more aminals.
Things got strange in the old woods, after Cupid applied for a bow season license.