A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

… Mom?

No, Bambi, I am not Flower. Now get the #$*@ out of my face!

You’re up next Kent!

Animals it is! And winter, too!

Still shot from the closing credits of the one and only aired episode of 70’s buddy cop series Frosty and Kong.

Being unable to obtain an albino gorilla, the Grand Fenwick Zoo came up with a next-best solution.

Some broccoli for my vitamin C, a carrot for my vitamin A, and a big banana for my masculine insecurity.

(Not in play: actually I’m pretty sure that’s a female gorilla.)

Okay kibbitzer, have it your way:

Petunia had almost completed her Christmas date build-a-boyfriend project when she realized she’d eaten that all-important banana

Koko’s attempt at ventriloquism ended with frostbitten fingers.

I snorted.

Take it away @knoodler

Thanks Kent!

Proof that a duck can beat a cougar.

Pro wrestlers typically wear flamboyant costumes, but Dynamic Duck and Cougar Crippler took things a little too far.

I let my fists do my quacking for me

You’re up, @Slithy_Tove

“Now now, there’s no need to be afraid! I’m not going to hurt you!”

All right, all right, I’ll confess: I’ve been crop-dusting all of you while you sleep.

Action movie villain hoardes: None of that ‘attack one at a time’ BS. THIS is how you get the good guy.