“After due consideration, I’ve decided to approve Christmas leave.”
If Patton had been directed by Busby Berkeley
“Is there a problem, officers?”
@Knowed_Out FTW
Rack 'em
Friend, either you’re closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster
Indicated by the presence of a pool table in your community
Bah, I’ve been in seedier pool halls.
“I’m telling you, the table is not level”
“…just take the damn shot.”
“Two ball to the corner pocket, eight ball to the open sewer.”
I never expected a reference from The Music Man. Slithe on.
Everyone took great pains to avoid mentioning the elephant in the room.
-“BB”-
(not in play) I think we already used this one.
“Steal my man? Take that, you homewrecker!”
“It’s not pretentious, but it does have a certain subtlety.”
“The wine or the elephant?”
“Well … both, to be honest.”
(I can’t look at the pic without hearing Henry Mancini’s music in my head.)
After having her child taken from her, Mrs. Jumbo unfortunately turned to alcohol.
“Funny, I thought the elephants were supposed to be pink.”
Thank you @Spoons. You win
Thanks! Let’s see what everybody can do with this:
