As this body cam footage shows, the arrival of police thwarted the carjacking attempt.
We heard you were hiring. Can we use our uncle for a reference?
“I call shotgun! No, really there’s a shotgun right here, under the seat.”
FOX news headline: Mexican bears caught trying to cross US border by hiding in service truck
“Yogi, we shouldn’t be doing this.”
“Hush, Boo-Boo, and keep an eye out for Mister Ranger-Sir.”
“You are not bears, you are just short guys in fur coats who need a shave. Now, get out there and finish changing that tire!”
-“BB”-
Actual sighting of Ewoks outside Skywalker Ranch
This one is going to take this round:
You’re up, @knoodler !
Not to be outdone, neighboring Saint Paul sought to create a similar disaster attraction. Experts were consulted: could the Hindenburg be replicated in inflatable form?
In a remarkable example of antipodal cooperation, the two parks departments arranged for the stern to sink into Buenos Aires and the bow to rise up in Shanghai.
“I’m the king of the world!”
Despite illustrations like this one, the Guinness Book of World Records rejected the White Star Lines’ claim to have created the world’s first water slide.
-“BB”-
The scorned designer of the Twin Towers Parachute Drop learns a lesson in “timing”.
OK, Michael Scott. You’re king of this contest.
Take it away, @Knowed_Out!
AI-created version of ‘Doc Ock’ for the newest edition of the ‘Spiderman’ franchise.
-“BB”-
It’s the Head of Programming for the live-action Squidbillies movie.
You must have misheard. This symposium is about the French author Balzac
Efforts to recreate the Kaled race were spectacularly unsuccessful.