The head masseuse
Cloning the Beatles was harder than expected.
“As the head of this board, I’ll move that we …”
Nasty, but a winner! Slithe away.
Everyone’s an original at the Salvador Dali House of Hairdressing.
Where am I, and why am I in this handbasket?
Exhibit A in Angus McBean v Charles Addams
Silly hand mirror, you went dimension-hopping again! How am I supposed to see my gorgeous reflection?
John thought he was prepared for anything when he finally emerged from his bomb shelter; but he’d had no idea…
@Lumpy made the surreal killer of a joke. Okay, now give us something to soft watch.
Since 'tis the season:
…and he comes already wrapped.
You’d run, too, if you were caught wearing that in my neighborhood.
The lay-dees, they be a-chasin’ me!
I bought the material from an elementary school kid who was going door to door!
“The restaurant had a dress code of ‘jacket and tie required for gentlemen,’ but they didn’t say what kind of jacket and tie was required.”
That guy in the question-mark suit from the infomercials picks up a Christmas side-hustle.
-“BB”-
Elder Kringle, from the smash Broadway hit musical The Book of Mormon Saves Christmas.
“It only sells for $2 a roll at CVS. Cheaper after the holidays!”