Now I want to see that!
Okay, what’s her problem?
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Debbie kept saying she wanted bang-bang for Christmas. This raised eyebrows until Santa figured out she meant a toy gun and was using the wrong finger.
Helen and Clytemnestra. They’re going to start some shit, they’re going to finish some shit.
But they’re cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.
And that’s all it takes to be banned from Sears Portrait Studio for life.
“We know which one of you is on the Naughty list.”
“I told you last year I wanted a different goddam dress this year!”
Yeah, I got your visions of sugar plums right here!
I guess we know which one’s the evil twin.
Take it away, Mr. Fudd!
Thanks!
Santa should have listened more to the whispering about an “Oath of Fëanor”.
When Santa hired her, he thought she said her name was Marie Elveaux. But he soon learned that corporal punishment would no longer be tolerated in the workshop.
I’m not liking this new Tarantino version of Elf.
Okay, maybe Hermey shouldn’t be a dentist after all.
Did you actually think I was sniffing snow?
This one goes to @Knowed_Out
'Tis the season.
At Christmas, please remember that it’s not the number of presents that you receive that is important, it’s how many you can steal off your siblings after you beat them up.