Santa Claws is coming to town.
I detected that an intruder farted in this chair and I took appropriate action. You’re welcome.
You’re up, @Bicycle_Bill!
-“BB”-
So you can truthfully tell the traffic cop who stopped you that you only had one beer.
Oh, and we’ll each have a packet of crisps and a catheter, please.
So, they sell pints here.
Bill uses this to see into the future, while Ed calls it a remedy for headaches.
Just wait’ll they bring out the 6-foot subs.
Pairs well with buffalo wings (from actual buffalo).
The drawback to these servings is that the beer goes stale about halfway.
Tastes great!
More filling!
And you’re up to bat, @needscoffee
-“BB”-
Hello, @needscoffee.
Dang, I missed it again! Let me find a pic…
The new 2024 Hallmark greeting card can be sent with your own personalized virus.
“This tiny Grinch-sized heart needs love. STAT!”
Romance being in such a dismal state in the 2020s, with valentines sent “return to sender” with fecal smears, Hallmark made a play for Cologuard’s market.
Researchers at Hallmark work night and day to remove even the faintest traces of sincerity from their products.