And if go to . . . THIS website . . . we can watch the Hallmark channel and everyone will still think we’re working.
-“BB”-
Lou, remember to send everyone on the team “Congratulations On Your Scientific Breakthrough” cards.
You’d think by now Hallmark would provide screens for all their employees.
And the Hallmark Channel quality control associates meticulously examine each movie scene by scene looking for any deviation in the standard plot.
You’re the winner, @Knowed_Out!
(Keeps as straight a face as possible)
Frosty the Snowman has been hired as a mascot by the LA Lakers. He’s great at his job … until the action heats up.
Where did you think baby snowmen come from?
yes. Yes! YES!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!¡!!
Did it feel good for you too?
-“BB”-
Screw up my pronouns and you’ll get a Frosty reception.
“Now can you stop calling me a snowman?”
Enter here, beloved innocents. Make thy proper obeyances and supplications. And I shall go forth and destroy those who offended thee.
[I really can’t see anyone topping Winston’s entry.]
I honestly can’t decide between these entries. They’re all funny. Slithy’s ominous entry is either invoking the Bible or Virgil. I’ll go with the Prof’s recommendation.
Thank you, thank you. The inner 12-year-old wins again!
That’s right. Open your rot and get these horrorshow pishchas down your guttywuts.
Never mind, my lad. In a few short days, er, years, you’ll be ready to compete in the Alpine Olympic events again.
“I do hope you learned your lesson, sir. Do NOT ever again address me as ‘Reggie’!”
“Now, next time kitty wants you to let her down the stairs, LET HER DOWN THE STAIRS.”