A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

“Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines!”

Now does Master understand that the Law of Physics is NOT negotiable during a free-fall?

Although @Slithy_Tove correctly noted the source, I thought Knoodler better captured the essence of Alex with

Thanks Dr.!

Sorry about the kidney, but you can’t say Petula Clark didn’t try to warn you.

After Alpha Phi Alpha were forced to eliminate spanking from their hazing rituals, they got more creative.

“I think you’re right - the best way to enjoy this amber ale is in a bathtub full of ice riding on a subway train.”

The hereditary title “Captain of Ark Fleet Ship B” carries some unusual perks.

They all make me laugh (especially the “Downtown” reference) but I’m giving this to @Lumpy for the very deep pull with Golgafrinchan reference. (Yes, I had to look it up.)

Thanks @knoodler! Lessee… what to post?

Brains. The miracle new head filler. Try some today.

I hear about 50% evil.

Early ancestor of Scott Summers, aka, Cyclops.

Wait… I thought Godzilla loses in the end.

Thanks @knoodler! Lessee… what to post?

@Lumpy

We’re stalled

Sorry, completely forgot I won the round. Okay, up next:

No @Lumpy you won the last round and posted the gorilla picture. You need to choose the caption winner.

Duh, my brain fog today is no joke. Okay, upon refreshing my memory I was tickled by: