How Puck really replaced Nick Bottom’s head in A Midsummer Night’s Dream.
Well, that’s certainly a Poe exchange for heads.
“Have no fear. He’s a MAGAT - no one will ever notice the difference.”
“The female up above with the red dress, laser eyeballs, and cleaver agreed to perform the removal.”
“I guess this is okay, but while we’re at it, can you transpose my donkey penis too? This guy may have been a true sourdough, but this ain’t much of a baguette.”
“Once Upon A Time In The West”.
A symptom of alienation is the need to make an ass of others
“Tell me again … are we improving the man, or the animal?”
-“BB”-
Now we know the real reason behind alien abductions.
I would love to know where you got that image from. Is it AI generated? (This is a question, not an attempted caption!)
Wow! Thanks for all the submissions! I’ll be away most of the day, so I need to call this one early. I love the wordplay of this one;
You’re up, @Slithy_Tove
No. Just another day in the Southwestern Bellows:
https://www.markrogersart.com/about
Thanks @Elmer_J.Fudd
I’ve been hoping to win since I learned that the world lost Elliot Erwitt a few weeks ago. He was one of the greats of photographic storytelling, and deserves commemoration.
The humorous caption for this one is already obvious, so I will be grading on originality
Rumpelstiltskin has just nine months to figure out what he’s going to do with the brat.
You may think you’re clever, and no one heard you fart, but you can’t erase the smell.
“I wonder who’ll get the Porsche in the divorce settlement…”
Interesting, thanks. My money was on AI!
“I hear that the Best Man has First Night rights?”
He’s the guy with the reason why this marriage shouldn’t proceed, and they know it…
-“BB”-
The couple’s first fight will be over who actually invited him to the wedding.