“Honey, I know you had a crush on him years ago, and you devoured every issue of ‘Teen Beat’ to learn more about him, but did you really think it was appropriate to invite David Cassidy to our wedding many years later?”
@Elmer_J.Fudd wins for most creative reference
No fair if you’ve already read the story…
Honey, honestly, I can’t quite remember, but I think my name is Tex.
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I thought when she said she wanted to play with my Johnson bar she was being euphemistic
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In the end it all turned out well, and in fact one of their kids grew up to be the pilot of the Led Zeppelin party jet.
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It’s not the destination, it’s the journey
The true story of Casey Jones has yet to be told…
When Zsa Zsa took the Cannonball to visit Eva on the set of Green Acres, they had to shut down production
For all you do, this Bud’s for you.
And that’s how Bob threw his baby momma from the train.
“… One hand was on the throttle and the other on a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer!”
(last line from a grade-school parody of ‘The Battle Hymn of the Republic’ that was common in my area many, many years ago)
-“BB”-
The winner:
Gee, it’s been five days since anyone has posted a cold-themed pic.
I don’t know about you, but my corn hole is too clinched to play with on a day this cold.
Outdoor strip-cornhole is trending with Gen Z’ers.
Opening Day for the Minnesota Twins has some … unique traditions
______________ … I ain’t even going to try to top that one, Doctor.
-“BB”-
Mr Brass Monkey sir? I believe these belong to you.
Iowa voters ain’t afraid of a little snow.
Newly unearthed historical records reveal that Henry IV’s three days at Canossa waiting for the pope to lift excommunication wasn’t as bad as depicted.
So many good choices, but having to walk the dog when it’s subzero, @iamatractorboy seemed especially relevant.