A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

(I’m focusing on the smaller of the two figures on the chairs…)

Short Round, after “Indiana Jones”

-“BB”-

The network loved the initial concept for Fantasy Island, but felt the ventriloquist act would limit Mr. Roarke’s interaction with the guests, and suggested producers find a more “mobile” sidekick.

“One day, son, all this will be yours.”

This one sounds vaguely filthy, so the winner is…

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
“What’s going on?”

Drivers in some parts of the world are still unclear on the concept of drive-thru dining.

Here in my car, I feel safest of all
I can dine with my friends
It’s the only way to eat in cars

Have you met my cousin Otto?

  1. Oh, “Sunday” dinner. I heard that as Hyndai dinner

  2. I know it was one of these motherfuckers who stole my new rims, and I’m not leaving until I get them back

  3. This is probably going to be another sausage-fest, so let’s be ready to leave in a hurry. Okay, not that ready.

“Excuse me, waiter, but there’s a Honda Civic in my soup.”

“I’m sorry, but just because you take up a dozen spaces doesn’t mean you get a dozen meals.”

For the Gary Numan reference, you get next pic @knoodler.

Thanks! I can’t get this image out of my head.

Body by Budweiser.

  1. Not the Jason played by Steve Reeves, but the one who makes $14M

  2. Wrong, Dean Wormer. Fat, Drunk and Stupid is the American way to go through life!

  3. Yes, Taylor’s post-breakup song will include the lyric “and no matter how I asked / you refused to get a wax!”

“TAAAAAY-Lor!”

“I’ll show you mine, Taylor, if you show me yours!”

-“BB”-

For the Streetcar reference, this takes the cake.

You’re up, Prof!

Thank you very much.

How 'bout…

Mime Silent Hal performing his famous “Invisible Handcuffs” routine