A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Wanted poster for Mimes Against Humanity.

“I said, find me a good photo for a MEME!”

The all-mime version of Cabaret closed after just one performance.

“John Wesley Hardin. So mean he once shot a man just for snoring.”

“Ce n’est rien. Jean-Gaspard Deburau. So mean he once bashed a little boy’s brains in just for approaching him on the street.”

(Look it up - it’s true!)

Sometime in the 1990, the Comedy Art of Pantomime split into two factions. The mimes kept white face and mimicry. And the pantos:

They don’t sue you for wearing whiteface.

Nice work, everybody!

Spoons, I choose you!

Thanks, Prof!

Okay, let’s see what you can come up with for this one:

Best Death Metal album cover EVER!

The blindfolded gypsy violinists were booked, so the agent sent Norwegian Death Metal instead

“The Caterers” sounded like a cool band name until the bookings started coming in.

“Listen… they’re speed-thrashing our song.”

Season Three of Schmigadoon! looks to be a sharp departure from what Seasons One and Two brought us.

“I actually said I wanted our anniversary to be commemorated with jugglers.”

A KISS in the Woods

I got the reference but I’m not sure how many others would.

Well, if lily-white me has heard about Juggalos, it’s possible others would.

I probably wouldn’t have if they hadn’t featured prominently in the R. S. Belcher urban fantasy novel King Of The Road.

Waitaminnit … you mean ‘Juggalos’ AREN’T the same thing as the ‘Juggies’ that used to show up on Jimmy Kimmel’s The Man Show?

-“BB”-

This one has got to take it:

All yours, @Slithy_Tove !