Mama said there’ll be days like this.
Erinyes, Orestes no.
When answering an ad for a furry orgy, make sure the missing r is just a typo.
“Go put some pants on!”
Extreme opera turned out to be too hard for the performers.
(not in play) I don’t get it; a picture of a cat. What am I missing?
Win for @LegendHasit
Guess I missed posting a new pic.
Here’s my caption for the cat above:
“hurka-hurka”
(that cat about-to-toss-its-salad pre-barf sound that instantly gets you out of bed quicker than an alarm clock)
@LegendHasit you won. You get to post a pic
The thread is open
I’m game…
The Families agreed hereafter not to hold any more summits in Arkansas.
The raw Cajun chalk circle
The Branson Dinner Theater’s re-creation of The Last Supper took a number of liberties.
No! Fork you!
After last month’s Beverly Hills Bank shareholders meeting between the Clampett family and the Drysdale syndicate, it was decreed that Jane Hathaway would be chairing the meetings from now on.
Oh, come on, Clarence! Don’t be such a scaredy-cat! Do you want me or not?
The next round will involve torches.