A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

This is what happens when the challenged party is given choice of weapons in a duel.

-“BB”-

“Them cousins is always arguin’ over which one’s the father of mah baby.”

‘roided-out Ernest T. Bass vs 1/2 of the Hager Twins: when Hee-Haw took Pon Farr too far

The winner…

As long as we have pitchforks. . .

I don’t think they like being called “fish wives”.

We never thought The Dinah would come to this, but after all, it is the 2020s.

The distaff faction brings up the artillery in the Battle of the Sexes.

-“BB”-

Sadie Hawkins Day got a bit out of hand that one time…

No, Helen, we’re not stopping so you can get your nails done.

The World Record attempt for rolling the largest ever cigar attracted amazing support.

I don’t know why, but this made me laugh harder than it probably deserved. Okay @Slithy_Tove, it’s tee time for you.

Since someone, in another thread, posted their objection to Maurice Sendak’s In the Night Kitchen (for the penis, not because it’s an unabashed ripoff of Little Nemo in Slumberland)

Mickey’s off his meds again.

In 1948, the Dartford, Kent Fire Department was summoned to the Jagger household no less than 17 times.

If Mickey’s up, the whole household is up.

The cock that roused Tennessee.

Youdler knoodler. Make it goodler.

Sorry for the hold up!

After Texas’ first electrocution, it seemed only natural to twist Helm’s nipples to see if he could pick up WRR out of Dallas