If you let me go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
“Man, it’s a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.”
Tell them you shot from the grassy knoll. TELL THEM!
Let’s go. Maybell’s got herself in a family way, and there’s gonna be a wedding.
Enrico Caruso, pioneering the cape routine later perfected by James Brown
OK, I’ll talk! You’re up, @K_O!
Speaking of shooters…
The actor playing Juliet’s father decided to try a little improv in the latest film version of Romeo and Juliet.
How I Met Your Mother (shotgun-wedding cagtegory)
-“BB”-
Torn between two lovers,
Feeling like a fool…
I’ll pick off that gerbil as soon as he pops out.
I guess you are well-hung after all.
The Warren Commission missed a few details.
Don’t shoot! He’s a Republican!
I never expected this one, so it wins.
“Son, you can’t live in our basement anymore. We need a dungeon for our Friday night sex orgies.”
The drum set, the X-Box - nothing’s worked. Maybe if we buy him an AR-15 that will bring him out of his shell.
The beta test of Drums Hero showed problems with the user interface.
KFC? Wrong kind of drumsticks, Dad. But thanks anyway.