“Okay, between his drums, his video game, and KFC, he’ll be busy for the next hour at least. I just popped a Viagra, darlin’ … let’s use it!”
“And now I will perform the 15-minute drum solo from ‘In a Gadda Da Vida.’”
“Son, you don’t…”
“SHHHH! It starts out quiet and I don’t want you to miss the subtlety!”
My parents really cared about me and my health. They were always asking “what the Hell’s wrong with you?”
I had my doubts about selecting this image but you all have stepped up and added some hilarious captions. It’s tough to decide— I’m choosing the first to post:
You’re up, @Elmer_J.Fudd!
Thanks!
An old beach bum went surfin’ out one dark and windy day
Upon the sand he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red-eyed steeds he saw
Plowin’ through the ragged waves, and up the ocean’s draw
Yippie-yi-oh, yippie-yi-eee
Ghost riders in the sea
Hey! How 'bout a nice Hawaiian Apocalypse?
In hindsight, it had been a bad idea to surf at Chincoteague during the Pony Swim.
-“BB”-
The Nazgul surfers were no match for Elrond’s magic.
Yet again, somebody shouts “are we men or are we mice?” and I get myself into these situations
“A well-a herd herd herd, the herd is the word…”
(Although I think @Kent_Clark 's is better!)
Surfers: Hang Ten doesn’t apply to horses. They don’t have toes.
Horses: Hold our oats.
The winner…
Guess what else was going on this weekend. . .
“Maximum Overdrive” has a surprisingly dedicated fan base.
Gotham will have a killer Mardi Gras.
When the parade organizers realized this float was commemorating a major criminal who killed hundreds of victims purely to set up wretched puns, they decided to staff it with dour senior citizens who complained about everything and had no reason to smile.
The dark side of Renoir.
There was a boy
A very strange enchanted boy
They say he wandered very far, very far
Over land and sea
A little shy
And sad of eye
But very wise was he
And then one day
A magic day he passed my way
And while we spoken of many things
Fools and kings
It only takes a few idiots to ruin a Cesar Chavez Day parade.