A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Most of the participants didn’t expect to see this version of porcupines at the Furry convention.

The introvert’s answer to the “Hug the Chef” apron.

Cactus Man and Prickly Boy reporting for duty, Commissioner!

I asked for a Prickly PEAR!

Gotta love a literary reference. Make us proud @Lumpy!

Ted Kaczynski’s neighbors remember him as a quiet person who kept to himself mostly, but wasn’t particularly unfriendly when greeted in passing.

“… and then I asked to speak to her manager, and they threw me out.”

It was terrible. I saw this BEAST of a man, with eyes burnibg with hatred, shot my mother in cold blood. With God as my witness, I will not rest until he is brought to justice!

“With 2 Ls. Remember that.”

More Fawning For The Camera

“He was a cheater, THAT’S why we never let him play in any reindeer games.”

-“BB”-

This one just somehow seemed perfect:

@Slithy_Tove is up!

Thanks @Lumpy. I submitted it five minutes after you posted. There’s a lesson in there somewhere.

Lucille wondered if 20 hours of harp music was too much.

“What’ll we do now that Game of Thrones is over?”

The day young Arthur Marx switched to Comedy.

One too many repetitions of “Don’t Worry, Be Happy”.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but the sword trumps the harp.

-“BB”-

“It’s not ‘Excuse me while I kiss this guy’ you felching baboon!”