A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Take it away @Knowed_Out

Let’s continue the art theme.

Papa Don’t Preach was so, so long ago.

Hopefully my do-it-yourself facelift is as successful as my homemade corset.

She’s washed her face, now it’s off to the clothesline.

Ye Olde Bride Of Frankenstyne

DaVinci had to take some extraordinary steps to get the aging Lisa del Giocondo ready to sit for her portrait.

The manor’s laundress finally had enough of the baroness’s bullshit.

It’s a Match!
You and Margaret, Countess of Tyrol have liked each other!

OK Fudd, you have the next in this series.

Here’s some nightmare fuel…

Spielberg’s first special effects test for Raiders missed the mark.

How to make sure your child never asks how babies are made again.

People who never thought they’d like baby heads found they couldn’t resist that candy-coated shell.

Talk about being hot for teacher!

The winner…

OK

“When selfies go wrong.”

“Batman, just biding his time until Mothman makes a move.”

Halloween in February never did go over well.

This is why The Moth is on radio and not TV.