Bill Murray may have been reincarnated, but he hasnt changed his ways.
The union requires us to hire the light meter tech, but busting the moths for scabbing is demanding too much.
Scabbing Moths: new band name. Take it away Slithy!
Evidence that Hogwarts hasn’t always been so inclusive.
Say what you want about the Patriarchy, but they know how to have the servants set a good table.
“I say! You down there- would you pass the salt please?”
What’s Jack Torrance doing all the way down at the far end? Get him up here!
The day Mr. Pink got into an argument about tipping with the entire Sherwin Williams color palette.
The Council of Yes Men agree to another round of champagne.
“So ven are ve getting der lap dances? I haff come here for der lap dances!”
We’re looking for people who like to draw.
“Separate checks? Or do we just divide by 63?”
@Elmer_J.Fudd please post a photo
Okay. You asked for it…
Vlad’s favorite borscht
No one does BBQ like Karkalov’s Cajun Cafe!
It turned out that the “secret ingredient” in Svetlana’s borscht was … Nikolai.
I was a Human Meat Packer
“Madge? It kinda feels like I’ve soaked long enough Can we get to the manicure?”