A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Breaking Bad’s alternative cut saw Skylar White take on a more hands-on role in Walt’s meth business.

  1. Before we can discuss salary and benefits, we will need you to sign this NDA

  2. Community Service for DUI: working with the homeless sure has changed since Karen Bass became mayor.

  3. (Spoilered for offensiveness)

if I pass my 90 day probation, I’ll get to work on a cleaner workstation and I’ll find out how they make it so the matzos aren’t red

The winner…

Ta. Let’s have some commentary on these good boys:

Or maybe it’s THIS good boy…

The day Schrödinger and Pavlov traded pets

Davey: “Goliath! Bad dog! No!”
Gumby: “Wait, let them go ahead. Let’s see how the puppies turn out.”

The dogiraffe hybrid demonstrates some of its unusual talents.

The goal of the puzzle is to go through each hole just once without missing any holes or repeating your path.

“Has anyone seen an invisible poodle? Uh…How about a rocky rottweiler or a flaming flandoodle?”

The Whack-A-Dog arcade game didn’t make it through the proof of concept.

The Einstein-Rosen Bridges are laid upon the universe in a tessellated pattern, accessible only to the noblest creatures

♫♯♪ … Go in and out the windows, go in and out the windows… ♫♯♪

-“BB”-

All very funny entries, but the next round goes to:

Who’s in the mood for adorable?

PETA is looking into the new sport of (I kid you not) Professional Goat Wrestlers.

“By the way, Cato, today that was a very good workout. Every day you’re showing marked improvement.”

I AM gonna help pull Santa’s sleigh next year! I AM!

“AAAH! SPIDER!”.

Billy’s on a ram-page.

Santa Claus references always welcome! Go @Prof.Pepperwinkle