Yay! Let’s try…
As if Sharknado weren’t bad enough…
The alien octopoids’ sinister plan to devour the helpless humans was thwarted by the timely arrival of Captain Canine.
The G-rated kids’ version of Squid Games, now with Poochie.
“Chinese spy balloons target acquired, captain.”
“You are clear to engage, Tiger One”
“Aw geeze, but they’re just so adorbs!”
Sky Octos in Flight
Afternoon Delight
We have a winner!
Thanks Prof. Feast your eyes on this…
Miss Traffic Cone Competition, 1949
The Ugly Women’s Beauty Contest didn’t switch to grocery bags until 1962.
Sawyer, you’re going out a cigarette butt, but you’ve got to come back a star!
The high point of Springfield, IL’s social calendar in the 1930s was Sexy Lincoln Days.
Can you guess which one is a man?
The first year the Susquehanna Hat Company held a beauty contest.
Anne Sexton judges a beauty pageant
First, wear these
And we’ll shovel the right dreams into them for you
Then, we’ll tear them off, in helix strips
And give one of you the crown
Maybe
This because I learned something new.
‘No, Frankenstein is the name of the guy who made me. Why does everyone keep getting this wrong?!’
It’s her parent’s fault for naming her “Daisy”.
“Yes, this is where we buried my doggie Princess. Why do you ask?”