A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Remembering days, daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the monsters on the path

“Will you marry me, Lily…waitaminute, those aren’t lilies, they’re daisies! I don’t want to marry a girl named Daisy, I want to marry a girl named Lily! Welp, into the pond with you!”

In one of life’s ironies, a cradle robber is invented by grave robbers.

“Well, Mr. Monster, sir, I’m here filming a political ad. Why are you here?”

“Thank you for accepting my flower, big green man. Now, can I tell you about my lord, Krishna?”

If that had been the case, I’d have thrown her in too. Why do you think one of the funniest sequences in Airplane! was when he punched out the Hare Krishnas and other panhandlers as he walked through the terminal?

-“BB”-

It was actually Christians, political activists, and Jerry’s kids that he punched out. The Krishna’s (one played by David Leisure, no less) had this great line:

EDIT; Oops! Sorry. I thought I won that one.

Well, Mr. Gwynne, what projects do you have lined up now that The Munsters has been cancelled?

Tough call but I found the smartest to be:

Thanks!

Pretty sure that everybody can do something good with this:

Dick Dastardly and Muttley, The Early Years.

To Infinity, and Beyond!

-“BB”-

For wrath, for ruin, and the red dawn!

“Dog is my co-pilot.”

Red Rover, Red Rover, get out of the way, I’m comin’ over!

The architect sketch !

Once they colorized The Little Rascals, the nostalgia was goine.

The car is actually green, but the Doppler Shift makes it appear red. Little bastard can really beat cheeks.

I think that @Lumpy has to take it for this one:

All yours, Lumpy!